I Said Dinner. Not Commitment – Sassy Cotton Placemat | Free U.S. Shipping

Set the table, pour the wine, and let the drama unfold—because this placemat isn’t here to play nice.

It’s perfect for romance readers who like their meals served with a side of sass, spice, and silverware chemistry that rivals their favorite book couples.

This mat knows how to set the mood—flirty, fun, and just dramatic enough to keep things interesting.

Because a table without a little heat is just boring.

*This is one of five placemats in the "Sexy Silverware" collection.